Crunchy Classic Peanut Butter 16 oz
For years, I’ve been asked, “Justin, why don’t you make a crunchy peanut butter with your one-of-a-kind grind and delicious peanuts?” And for years, I’ve answered, “WHAT DID YOU SAY!? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THIS SUPER LOUD NUT GRINDER!” Anyway, those years are over. Enjoy this crunchy peanut butter.
Crunchy Classic Peanut Butter
For years, I’ve been asked, “Justin, why don’t you make a crunchy peanut butter with your one-of-a-kind grind and delicious peanuts?” And for years, I’ve answered, “WHAT DID YOU SAY!? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THIS SUPER LOUD NUT GRINDER!” Anyway, those years are over. Enjoy this crunchy peanut butter.
Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Candy Pieces
Like so many, I used to have a tough time flinging peanut butter into my mouth. But I’m proud to say that’s no longer a problem, thanks to this tasty solution. The key is the candy shell – making these little peanut butter chocolate pieces easily poppable, flingable, and scoopable into your mouth. It’s all […]
Dark Chocolate Peanut Candy Pieces
If you’re looking for a little snack, it doesn’t get more delicious than this. I delicately crafted these pieces to achieve a perfect balance between roasted peanut and dark chocolate. I even painted each one to give ’em a crunchy candy shell. Sure, it took me hours working under a microscope to make that happen. […]
Super Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Don’t be fooled by the name of my Super Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups. They don’t wear capes or save cities from meteorites – they’re not that kind of super. They are, however, made with a super delicious amount of cacao. They also make for a super tasty snack any time of the day. Try […]
Super Dark Chocolate Espresso Almond Butter Cups
Have you been searching for a reason to eat chocolate in the morning? A treat that tastes like breakfast and dessert got together and had sweet, little, individually wrapped babies? A way to reward yourself for getting out of bed and making it all the way to the kitchen? Well, so have I. And I […]
Dark Chocolate Crispy Peanut Butter Cups
What’s better than chocolate and peanut butter? Nothing. That’s why I added to the greatness instead of changing it. Thanks to crispy quinoa, every bite of this Dark Chocolate Crispy Peanut Butter Cup now has some crunch to it! It’s so crispy and crunchy, the librarian asked me to leave yesterday because I was “distracting […]
Honey Peanut Butter
This product is not the bee’s knees. I don’t know who is spreading such vicious rumors, but I’m tired of the heartless accusations. I assure you my Honey Peanut Butter is made with only the finest, most responsibly-sourced honey – and with absolutely no knees or other bee joints. You have my 100% no bee’s […]
Classic Peanut Butter
Dear Jelly, let’s let bygones be bygones. I know your solo career hasn’t gone as well as ours, but that’s not our fault. You’ve got to give the people what they want, and the people want the delicious harmony of our dry roasted peanuts and one-of-a-kind grind found in Classic Peanut Butter. Even so, people […]
Chocolate Hazelnut and Almond Butter
Allow me to introduce the Hazelnut. AKA the Cobnut. AKA the Filbert Nut. AKA the Booyah Nut. Can you guess which of those I made up? Never mind, it’s not important. What is important is that I only use the finest dry roasted Booyah Nuts and organic chocolate when I make this. The result is […]
Vanilla Almond Butter
Today is not my birthday. Well, unless you are reading this on September 3rd. But if it were my birthday (or is), I’d be blowing out the candles on something that tastes a whole lot like this perfect combination of cocoa butter, vanilla and California almonds. It’s a flavor worth celebrating, which is why I’m […]
Honey Almond Butter
I once read that bees, with their advanced language skills, have the potential to be the next dominant species on Earth. So, if this is ever read by a bee overlord ruling the planet, please remember who mindfully sourced your honey for the world’s best Honey Almond Butter. I did. Justin. My name is on […]